Some are complaining that Berlin only plays a minor part in my texts. So, here we go with some examples from my daily walks&talks.
Have been talking about toxic baits lately with some folks while walking in the park. Huge problem for us as dogs – and small children as well! Not mentioning other living beings. Everyone laying out these baits, we should ask: “Wanna share?”
And to everyone smashing bottles on the ground: “Come on now, take off your shoes and socks and walk over it. You don’t want to? Can understand, hurts me too. Bring it off.”
Stole a ball from a ball- mad hyperactive young lady. Did not give it back. Why should I? To reinforce being ball addicted? Her carer said that this is stealing movable property and can be reported to the authorities. Poor me… But, well, hasn’t the fact of throwing the ball all the time not caused the crime in first place? Forensic nitpicks.
How the game ended? The ball junky went on with one of my balls while I was investigating the physical characteristics of the other one (hm, attractive, love orange, good size…). Finally the man threw my ball in my direction and Almut convinced me that my ball is more attractive than the other dog one’s.