Some short noted snippets for the kind readers of my blog:
Snippet No. 1:
She: “TV is not working, there are no images on the screen.”
He: “You pressed the wrong button as always.”
She: “No.”
He: “Yes.”
She: “No.”
He: “Yes.”
(…) half an hour later :
He: “Oh, I see, TV needs an update.”
She: “…”.
Snippet No. 2:
Had a walk in the woods lately, met a huge but still young dog with his mistress.
We started to play a little bit and have been asking:
“Oh, nice, what’s your dog’s name?” “Rambo.” was the short answer,
the name pronounced in German, with an ‘ah!’.
“Hi Rämbo” I greeted the dog because immediateley I remembered the Rambo movies.
“No, Rambo.”, again pronounced with the German ‘ah!’ was the short and humourless correction.
“(…)”
Snippet No. 3:
Lots of cyclists are using the sidewalks meanwhile, a bit annoying for us using the sidewalks in the way they are meant to be used: For walking.
Here are some recommendations, me and other dog owners worked out for you
showing your anger but are not too offensive at the same time:
“Oh, still under 10 years old?”
“This is a walkway, not a driveway.”
“Please dismount and walk.”
Or just say nothing at all: “(…).
More ideas? Welcome!
Snippet No. 4:
And to all the dog owners in the city: Dispose your doggie dos correctly.
Throw that beat, ah, sorry, no, this a song 😉 So: Throw the doggie dos into the public trash cans. Nobody really wants to step into ‘you know what I mean…’.
In the countryside please follow other regulations as indicated.