More Funny FairY Tales

Under FBI surveillance?

Diner for four on 10th Street, overwhelming choices on the menu (some dishes have been exactly the same, just the sesame has been the difference), WLAN not so easy to get…
Our mobiles showed different ones – one of them: ‘FBI surveillance.’ Ups.
And a FBI surveillance car on the street. Tracking someone?
Well, could not get their WLAN connection –
would have been too funny though. A trap? Fake car? At 10 P.M., bedtime for the FBI ‘agents’,
the car drove away…

“Hands up, baby, hands up – gimme (…)”!

Bubble wrap under the carpet at the fair to prevent our feet from freezing, thank you. And a real sound experience at the same time. While walking over the carpet, some visitors have been shocked about the crackling of the bubbles !PENG!, !PENG!, some really did not have any clue and were just irritated. And some – the experts, they knew… Stay cool, no shooting here…

Alley-op!

Not on horseback over obstacles or in the circus ring, but in a food court one evening. Got the new gastro-gadgets with blinking, buzzing, you-know-what-and-why-LEDs that give you a signal as soon as your order is ready to be picked up. Soon? Ours showed 40 resp. 15.
OMG – 40 minutes to wait? So, alley-op, we had to get our drinks at another counter
(you really have to ask for beer, not every counter has a license for alcohol), alley-op,
back to the table with the beers, alley-op to the counter to get the first dish – not complete…
Asked the waiter behind the counter if he his able to tell me how long it will take until my orders will be ready.
Well, he could tell – good. But food then… and service? None. You only can eat out that way
when you are at least 3 people and have no clue regarding good food. Ridicule…
A real Gotham City – hey, Batman, here is a job to do.

“Can you tell me where I am?” a visitor asked me, holding the fair map in his hands.
“We are on the ground floor.” Well, a bit bold this answer, I have to admit, the man obviously knew also that he is on the first floor.
“Oh, I do not wear my glasses…” I continued, and, actually, I really could not read the floor plan,
although I am really good at reading maps. Well, the man could figure it out by himself anyway…